Unemployed (March 15, 2009)

March 15, 2009

The Cincinnati Enquirer

Dear Editor:

Now that I’ve joined the ranks of the unemployed, I’m wondering if I ever really need to find a job. With our new socialist government continuing to extend unemployment benefits and planning “free” healthcare, I may be able to stay unemployed long enough to retire. That’s only 15 years out. I think I can get used to socialism.


John Becker