February 22, 2009
The Cincinnati Enquirer
Dear Mortgage Company:
As you know, I am current on my mortgage and have never been late on a payment. However, we need change and I’ve decided to embrace socialism. Therefore, effective immediately, I will no longer be making any mortgage payments. Please forward all future invoices to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC 20500.
Thank you for your time expended in this matter.